punch...

sometime ago we had a visit from an aunt who usually tease me about my carefree life:

aunt: hey, your parents are getting along on years, when will you introduce to
them the girl that you'll marry?

me : well i already asked the girl, but her family doesn't want us to get married.

aunt: why not? you have a good job, you're not a pauper. do you want my support in asking her family to agree to the marriage? i'll talk to them. who doesn't want you to get married? her parents? her brothers and sisters?

me : he,he...it's her husband. he,he.

aunt: !@#$%^&*()

nephew : het tita, be glad it's NOT her husband AND 20 year old SON/DAUGHTER

he,he sometimes you are given situations wherein you can't resist using those punchlines